I usually like to write to you early in the week. I sit in my little corner with my little café in my little ceramic mug and pop my little glasses on my nose and have my little dog come curl against me, the perfect impersonation of who I have always wanted to be in my life, Lauren Hutton.

Never met Lauren Hutton. No idea who she is really. So this is my idea of Lauren Hutton. You know? Sharp, beautiful, sexy, irreverent.