I am going to try to stay in my lane, because I hardly represent the single woman: I was only single for a year and then proceeded to throw myself into coupledom with a revenge, what with 167 accounts of change in lifestyle, including moving continents, entering the existence of two children – as well as the endlessly disheartening part of leaving my dog in the care of my mother.

Mostly disheartening because they are SO happy without me.